From the That's Why You Buy Good Produce! department:

Ivan Dimitrov (47, Russia) has filed for divorce from his wife of 18 years because she was lying about the ingredients she baked into his pies. Anthrax? Cyanide? Nope... Pumpkins. She was baking pies with pumpkins (which Ivan hates) instead of courgettes for six months because pumpkins are cheaper. All this time, Ivan didn't notice the pies he was eating were made from an ingredient he "hates?" 47 is a bit too old to be snubbing vegetables purely on principle, don't you think?

(Ananova)

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