Totino's Crisp Crust Pepperoni Party Pizza

Item Purchased: Totino's Crisp Crust Pepperoni Party Pizza
Location Purchased: 7-Eleven / 1350 S. Halsted / Chicago, IL
Price: $2.29 + tax

Review: My friend Josh swears by these things, but I just don't get it. Totino's party pizzas (which is an odd name for a pizza so small.. whoever invented these things must not have many friends) are about the size of an average dinner plate. The crust is like an oversized cracker, crispy and devoid of all taste. The cheese, tomato sauce and pepperoni bits scattered atop this thing all taste like powdered tang. Not even the addition of my beloved Old Bay could save this disgusting overpriced convenience food.

I'd rather have a toaster pizza than this sorry excuse for America's most popular dinner.

Rating: 1 / 5