From the Jim Skinner Is Lovin' It! department:

McDonald's reported a 15% increase in third-quarter profit. Ronald's growing smile is attributed to new products like a snack-sized chicken wrap and increased demand in Germany, France and Great Britain. No surprise that nothing has been said regarding the increase in employee wages for such a crap job. While CEO Jim Skinner and shareholders may be smiling, I can't help notice that the people behind McDonald's counters rarely are.

(Chicago Business)