Tropical Fruit Fury flavored Tropicana Twister (20 fl. oz.)

Item Purchased: Tropical Fruit Fury flavored Tropicana Twister (20 fl. oz.)
Location Purchased: 7-Eleven / 1350 S. Halsted / Chicago, IL
Price: $0.00 (FREE with purchase of any 7-Eleven sandwich)

Review: The only reason I "purchased" this rancid drink is because 7-Eleven was giving Tropicana Twisters away for free with the purchase of any sandwich.

This tastes as if someone collected their saliva in a blender for a week, tossed a full package of Starburst candy into the mix and hit "liquefy" for a solid hour. If you buy this, you deserve what you get.

I'm not saying you are stupid.

I'm stupid for drinking as much of this beverage as I did.

I felt the twist of the knife in my tongue when I realized I had to actually pay the tax for this swill.

Rating: 0.1 / 5