From the Easy To Count, Hard To Sleep department

A group of Rochester, MN thieves stole Serta Mattresses' 14-foot inflatable sheep. In place of the air-filled mascot was a note that read: "For the sheep, bring peace to the Earth." My only question is does counting the sheep make up for the guilt that keeps the thieves up at night? (WCCO4 via Obscure Store)

As for sleeping. My internet will be installed at my new apartment on the 25th. Complete reviews return then. For now, I am trying to sneak away work time to update the site at least once a day.