Frome the I Want My Orgasmatron department:

Sony has announced that they will be selling Playstation Portable Consoles and games through vending machines. Vended items will also include digital cameras, CD players, DVDs and other small portable electronic devices. This means that techno-geeks will no longer have to suffer through any tedious face-to-face interractions with insipient humans. I'd say this is a bad thing, but I choose to view it as one step closer to the orgasm machine from Woody Allen's Sleeper. And you know what that means! Pretty soon, we'll have fruits and vegetables the size of canoes! (Hey, if I can't have my flying car, I'll take what I can get.) (EuroGamer)