From the Thunderbird @ $500/bottle department:

Wal-Mart is trying to reach out to their upscale customers by opening a new store with several luxury and specialty items for sale. The store is set to have rows of HD television sets priced over $2000, microbrewery beers, upscale foodstuffs and even hundreds of different wines priced at up to $500 a bottle. I want you all to do something for me. Imagine walking into your local Wal-Mart and having an average employee of that store speak to you about the finer points of wine selection. When you are done laughing, read the full article for even more bargain priced absurdity. (Denton Record-Chronicle)