From the Welcome To The 12'x12' World! department

A juvenile offender from Cebu City, jailed for shoplifting, gave birth three weeks ago. My favorite quote from the article:

"Chief Insp. Neil Avisado, the jail warden, said Angie gave birth sometime last Jan. 20-23."

Sometime in the span of four days?! If they only check on their inmates every four days, how do they know that she didn't trade cigarettes for the child? (Sun Star)