Consumer News and Links for Feb. 18th (Mid-Day Edition)
From the Discount Child Abuse department:
Queensland parents have been dropping their kids off at toy stores and other businesses for hours on end while they shop elsewhere. Some parents use their local pet store for a dumping area. Man, these kids are going to grow up to be the best cashiers they can be! (Sunday Mail)
From the Jeff Gordon's Armpits department:
NASCAR has licensed an Elizabeth Arden fragrence for men called "Daytona 500." Done snickering yet? Ludmilla Lelis, a writer at the Orlando Sentinal, quips, "at least it didn't smell of burning rubber or motor oil." I would have guessed beer-stained cotton and nacho cheese. (Orlando Sentinal)
Queensland parents have been dropping their kids off at toy stores and other businesses for hours on end while they shop elsewhere. Some parents use their local pet store for a dumping area. Man, these kids are going to grow up to be the best cashiers they can be! (Sunday Mail)
From the Jeff Gordon's Armpits department:
NASCAR has licensed an Elizabeth Arden fragrence for men called "Daytona 500." Done snickering yet? Ludmilla Lelis, a writer at the Orlando Sentinal, quips, "at least it didn't smell of burning rubber or motor oil." I would have guessed beer-stained cotton and nacho cheese. (Orlando Sentinal)
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