Crazy Bread from Little Caesars (8 pcs.)

Item Purchased: Crazy Bread from Little Caesars (8 pcs.)
Location Purchased: Little Caesars (Inside of the K-Mart) / 1360 N. Ashland Ave. / Chicago, IL
Price: $0.99 + tax

Review: Crazy Bread?

They used to be crazy...

...back when you would get two orders for free with any large pizza from Little Caesars. Plus marinara dipping sauce! That shit was crazy. Now you have to pay extra for an order of Crazy Bread (only $0.99 with a large pizza but still...) and even more for a small container of dipping sauce.

These things should be called lightly buttered and salted doughy boring bland breadsticks. That, my friends, is what the craziness has become.

Each crazy piece is no bigger than a couple of fast food french fries laid side by side and is trapped in the stage between cheap dough and white bread. Even $0.99 is too much to pay for these things. You want crazy? Pay full price without the large pizza! That's crazy!

Crazy bread used to be garlic flavored and cheese covered. Perfect for marinara dipping! They used to be take-a-hit-of-acid-and-french-kissing-your-sister crazy. Now, they are simply drooling-out-of-the-nose-onto-your-straightjacket-crazy.

Rating: 2 / 5