Miller Lite (Bottle)

Item Purchased: Miller Lite (bottle)
Location Purchased: Tiffin / 2536 W Devon / Chicago, IL
Price: $3.50 + tax

Review: It's hard for me to review something I grew up smelling from Highway 94 in Milwaukee. Miller products remind me of vats of urine-scented yeast heating and filling the air with its foul, yet alluring smell.

Since I don't have a beer gut anymore or yet, I don't drink Lite beer very often. I will say that Miller Lite is the most flavorful of the diet brews that I have tasted though. "The Chai-Tea of Brew!" That should be Miller's new slogan.

Beware, though... for if you drink Miller Lite, you must drink it ice cold, otherwise it ends up tasting like urine.

Let us also not forget the price as an important factor when considering a young person's desire to unwind or tank himself. Pure economy for tainted times!

Hey, that might be another great slogan for Miller!

I'll be looking for my check in the mail, Milwaukee!

And I probably won't spend it on your product.

Rating: .75 / 5