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CONSUMATRON IS MOVING

2007-03-04T00:47:00.000-06:00

!CONSUMATRON IS MOVING!

and as you all probably know, moving is a process that takes up a little bit of time and some extra effort.

please bear with me through the server switch

Consumatron will resume in a few days with a new blog service (wordpress) and a server that won't go down as often as this one has.

Thank you all for your readership.
I couldn't have done all of this without your comments and support.
I appreciate you all more than you could know.

Mar. 1st - Weekly Buy Nothing Day

2007-03-01T23:59:00.000-06:00

I would usually post something here about how I enjoy taking a break from perpetual purchasing. I would tell you that I use these days to really appreciate what I already have. I would tell you all to strive to do the same...

Well, today I was sick and I haven't left the house. All I've done is sleep. I have no thoughts other than, where's my damn tea!

I'll catch up on reviews this weekend. Head on over to the minute if you miss me that much.

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Buitoni Spinach Cheese Tortellini (9 oz.)

2007-02-28T23:01:00.000-06:00

Item Purchased: Buitoni Spinach Cheese Tortellini (9 oz.)
Location Purchased: Dominick's / 3145 S. Ashland / Chicago, IL
Price: $3.99 + tax

Review: Two observations before I assess the pasta I just ate. Number 1: From a graphic design point of view, do you really think it is a good idea to put the "dated for freshness" logo on this package right next to the text that says "since 1827. Number 2: The first listed ingredient in this pasta is "extra fancy enriched durum flour." You can stop with enriched. You've got me. I'm not looking for fancy when I'm only spending four bucks on a meal.

This "fresh" pasta that can stay in the refrigeration section for months on end scares me sometimes. This is especially true when the pasta contains a foodstuff that caused an outbreak of plague-level sickness a while back.

My reservations shouldn't be so dire, but rather more down to earth. The fact is, though this pasta is just fine, I've had dehydrated pasta with grated cheese that tasted just as good as this stuff. Sure, the texture of the pasta is much fresher than your run of the mill boxed pasta, but if texture was the only thing I cared about while eating, I'd chew on Play-Doh all day long. Besides, this pasta didn't even cook evenly because of the bunched up and flattened edges.

Even the fine mix of cheeses inside of each tortellini doesn't make this product worth the price.

Spend less than a third of the money on a bag of dehydrated wheat pasta and throw some grated cheese on top. You'll be better off.

Rating: 2 / 5

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Feb. 28th - Previously Reviewed Purchases

2007-02-28T00:00:00.000-06:00

[ Safeway Enriched Long Grain Rice (32 oz. bag) ($0.84) / Goya Black Beans (15.5 oz. can) / Omega 3 Brown Eggs from Vegetarian Chickens / Colgate Total Whitening Toothpaste (why did I buy this again?) / Brownberry Whole Grain Classics 12 Grain Bread (24 oz. loaf) / Yellow Onion from Dominick's ($1.10) / Fresh Express Baby Spinach (6 oz. bag) from Dominick's ($3.49) / 3 Heads of Garlic from Dominick's ($1.49) / Small Kenya AA Coffee from Caribou ]

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Small Peanut Butter Cup Gelato from Massa

2007-02-27T23:00:00.000-06:00

Item Purchased: Small Peanut Butter Cup Gelato from Massa
Location Purchased: Massa Italian Cafe / 807 W. Roosevelt Rd. / Chicago, IL
Price: $2.95 + tax

Review: I didn't spend any money on lunch today (brought some leftovers from home and was given some leftovers at work) so I thought I would treat myself to some gelato at the end of the work day.

I remember swallowing down countless Reese's Peanut Butter Cup and Nerds Blizzards from Dairy Queen as a kid. I couldn't get enough of them. I was also overweight, out of shape and had rather bad digestion. Why is it, we only remember the pleasurable things when it comes to desserts?

This gelato is made with ground up peanut butter cups and is a sweet and creamy delight at first bite, but as I scooped more and more of it into my mouth at ever increasing speeds, I gave myself a super sweet, supersaturated stomach ache. The velvety beckoning of this masterfully made dessert was no match for what little will power my work-a-day ready-to-go-home appetite had left.

Though at first taste, Massa's PB gelato seems harmlessly tasty, it may be just a bit too sweet for an entire dessert. My advice is to take a sampling of this flavor and then move on to the hazlenut or pistachio.

Rating: 3 / 5

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Feb. 27th - Previously Reviewed Purchases

2007-02-27T00:00:00.000-06:00

[ Small Guatemala Atitlan Coffee from Caribou ($1.55) ]

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Feb. 26th - Previously Reviewed Purchases

2007-02-26T00:00:00.000-06:00

[ Medium Dunkin' Donuts Coffee (Cream & Sugar) from Dunkin' Donuts / Planters Seasonuts Heat Peanuts (small tube) / Smoked Turkey Pita Sandwich from 7-Eleven / San Pellegrino Aranciata (11.15 fl. oz. can) from Massa ($1.65) ]

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Cup of Coffee from Huck Finn's

2007-02-25T15:32:00.000-06:00

Item Purchased: Cup of Coffee
Location Purchased: Huck Finn Restaurant / 3414 S. Archer Ave. / Chicago, IL
Price: $1.20 + tax

Review: Diner coffee is a thing of mystery and beauty. Mystery because you never know if it will be watery and weak or singed and strong. Beautiful because, along with the endless refills, the liquid is ever changing. An early refill throws off the balance of sugar and cream and you must treat the chemistry with a careful hand and keen eye. Will the hurried waitress tend to your empty reservoir, or is she too busy helping the other diners?

Regardless of the outcome of the coffee itself or the frequency of replenishment, the best thing about diner coffee is that it is always there.

Since Huck Finn's is open 24 hours a day, this is especially true of the coffee at Huck Finn's.

Oh, and in case you were wondering... It was weak today, but the waitress was on her game!

Rating: 3.5 / 5

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Belgian Waffle from Huck Finn's

2007-02-25T15:20:00.000-06:00

Item Purchased: Belgian Waffle
Location Purchased: Huck Finn Restaurant / 3414 S. Archer Ave. / Chicago, IL
Price: $4.75 + tax

Review: I've got eggs and bacon in my fridge at home, so I decided to order something I don't normally eat for breakfast... A Belgian waffle.

Huck Finn's Belgian waffle is pretty basic. Buttery, naturally sweet (sweeter with the ocean of syrup I put on it), about an inch and a half thick and the circumference of a compact disc.

Nothing special, but it filled me up and went well with my watery diner coffee. You can't ask for much more from a place like this.

Rating: 3 / 5

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To Be Reviewed on Mediatron

2007-02-25T00:05:00.000-06:00

[ Adam Fitz live @ Schubas ($7.00) ]

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Feb. 25th - Unreviewable Purchases

2007-02-25T00:01:00.000-06:00

Purchased for my girlfriend:

[ Hobo Skillet from Huck Finn's ($4.95) / Large Orange Juice from Huck Finn's ($2.25) / Goose Island 312 Urban Wheat Beer (Pint draft) from Schuba's ($3.00) ]

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Feb. 25th - Previously Reviewed Purchases

2007-02-25T00:00:00.000-06:00

[ Schlitz (12 oz. can) from Schubas ($2.25) ]

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Deep Fried Pigeon from Lee Wing Wah Restaurant

2007-02-24T20:28:00.000-06:00

Item Purchased: Deep Fried Pigeon
Location Purchased: Lee Wing Wah Restaurant / 2147 S. China Pl. / Chicago, IL
Price: $11.95 + tax

Review: Ask any Chicagoan what the most annoying animal is and, nine times out of ten, they will tell you that is is the pigeon (it's actually the cockroach, but nobody wants to admit that they have frequent contact with roaches). Now ask the same 90% from the original question if they would ever eat a pigeon and, nine times out of ten, they will tell you "hell no, that's friggin' disgusting ("friggin'" represents a true Chicagoan).

Well, I wouldn't answer in the majority for the first question (I'd probably tell you that the most annoying animal is people who dress their small dogs in cute sweaters) and now, I cannot truthfully answer in the majority for the second question.

That's right... I ate a pigeon... And I'd do it again!

Lee Wing Wah serves up their pigeon deep fried. You get everything but the feet (including the cute little head). The meat of the pigeon is dark and a bit tougher than chicken meat or other meal birds. With very little fat and less meat in relation to the bird's body mass than a chicken, a fried pigeon at Lee Wing Wah makes for a slightly expensive meal. I am banking on the belief that a part of this price represents the fact that this pigeon isn't a native of Chicago (at least I'm hoping that is a fact). Though the deep frying infuses a bit of flavor of its own into the pigeon, the inner most meat of the bird has a natural lean meat flavor that is ever so slightly salty, but not overbearing. This is one food that definitely doesn't taste like chicken, or many other animals, for that matter. The closest I can come to describing the pigeon experience with comparison is to suggest you imagine a Cornish game hen that was crossed with the leanest pork chop.

But why, you ask, would I ever choose to eat a pigeon? Well... why do people eat crunchy fish eggs that pop inside of your mouth and taste like urine soaked Styrofoam? Who came up with the general consciousness campaign that made people think that was a tasty food? I ate it because it was different and to try new foods from other cultures is one way to experience life outside of your normal patterns without waiting for a vacation. Some people travel halfway across the world and decide to eat at a McDonalds. I guess I'm just the opposite kind of person. I traveled halfway across the world by walking a mile down the street and eating something that isn't normally served in my daily routine.

Unless, of course, that pigeon was simply scooped off of the streets of Chicago. If that is the case, then I suppose I got my just desserts and technically ate the cigarette butts and McDonald's French fries that have seen pigeons on State St. eating so many times before.

Either way, it was an adventure... A tasty one.

Next time you're in Chinatown... Order a pigeon. You won't be sorry. Knowing what we know about factory farming, pigeon is most likely better for us than the majority of mutant chicken we put into our bodies.

Rating: 4.5 / 5

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2 Plastic Condiment Bottles

2007-02-24T20:25:00.000-06:00

Item Purchased: 2 Plastic Condiment Bottles
Location Purchased: Woks 'N' Things / 2234 S. Wentworth / Chicago, IL
Price: $0.95 + tax / ea.

Review: No, I am not opening a hot dog stand. I am not even going to hold a barbecue in my backyard. These bottles are not for ketchup, catsup or mustard. These bottles are for olive oil, vinegar, cooking wine, and whatever else I might need on hand for cooking or garnishing. Though I would have preferred a clear squeeze bottle for my needs, Woks 'N' Things had only these symbols of American cuisine.

They're sturdy and conveniently color coded for my needs. That works.

Rating: 3.75 / 5

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Chinese Rice Wine (Michiu 750 ml.)

2007-02-24T20:13:00.000-06:00

Item Purchased: Chinese Rice Wine (Michiu 750 ml.)
Location Purchased: Chicago Food Market / 2245 S. Wentworth Ave. / Chicago, IL
Price: $3.75 + tax

Review: The label on this bottle of rice wine says "Not For Beverage Use."

I don't especially like it when my groceries tell me what I should or shouldn't do. I mean, that's the best part about moving out of the parents' place and buying your own groceries. Those bags of Fritos and Mello-Yello don't tell you what to do! Besides, with a warning like that on a liquid with 19.5% alcohol content, all I could think of on the way home was what a glass of this stuff would taste like. Of course, I know better and realize that it would taste worse than rubbing alcohol shots from a bottle cap, so I didn't. It seems like my groceries think I'm an idiot.

This wine does taste good (or it adds flavor rather) when used in a black bean vinegar sauce in sparing amounts. Though, not the fanciest or most fragrant wine to use in stir fries or other dishes, this inexpensive bottle of michiu will last me a long time and serve to spice up many dishes.

Rating: 3.5 / 5

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Myland Combination Sharpening Stone

2007-02-24T20:09:00.000-06:00

Item Purchased: Myland Combination Sharpening Stone
Location Purchased: Woks 'N' Things / 2234 S. Wentworth Ave. / Chicago, IL
Price: $3.75 + tax

Review: My girlfriend, knowing my culinary tendencies and pipe dream chef aspirations, bought me a set of knives last Christmas. Even if I'm only going to be a serious cook in the confines of my own kitchen, I better take care of my tools. The truth is, I love experimenting in the kitchen and take my cooking fairly seriously. And as with anything you take seriously, I believe you should treat the tools you use with care. That's why I bought a sharpening stone.

For only $3.75, this Myland sharpening stone gets a job done that is invaluable to anyone who cooks a lot. With both a medium and fine grain side, this stone makes sharpening any knife to razor reach an easy job. After only a minute of running my knife along both edges, I could feel a significant difference in the sharpness of my blade.

I'm sure there are better stones out there... name brand or what have you... but if it gets the job done, I don't see why this modest four dollar score wouldn't be an acceptable option.

Rating: / 5

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Scotch Sour from Lee Wing Wah Restaurant

2007-02-24T20:04:00.000-06:00

Item Purchased: Scotch Sour
Location Purchased: Lee Wing Wah Restaurant / 2147 S. China Pl. / Chicago, IL
Price: $4.00 + tax

Review: When a menu has mixed drinks listed for $2.75, you don't ask questions. You also don't chance ordering something from the bar that is not on the menu. Anyone who has ever worked in the restaurant business will tell you that the price gouging happens there. What I didn't expect was my drink to cost me $1.25 more than the menu proclaimed.

Still... a four dollar scotch sour in Chicago is nothing to complain about... Especially when the glass comes filled to the brim and as strong as I would have made it at home (i.e. no sour, less liquid)

Though I find it a bit shifty that my check charged me more than the menu said, I am not going to begrudge Lee Wing Wah for a $1.25 difference.

Yes, I know it was crappy plastic bottle scotch they served me, but for a weekend afternoon drink during a late lunch of Pigeon, I'll chalk this one up to learning experience.

Rating: / 5

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Three Treasures Chow Mein from Lee Wing Wah Restaurant

2007-02-24T19:39:00.000-06:00

Item Purchased: Three Treasures Chow Mein
Location Purchased: Lee Wing Wah Restaurant / 2147 S. China Pl. / Chicago, IL
Price: $8.95 + tax

Review: Who doesn't like treasure? Let alone three treasures? Our waitress told us that the three treasures in this chow mein dish were pork, chicken and ham. This led to a discussion between my roommate, Josh, and I about the difference between pork and ham. He said it was the same thing. I said it was something different by restaurant standards. Josh was right.

So our treasures were pork, ham and more pork?

Not really.

I considered the third treasure to be the perfectly fried chow mein noodles in this dish. On the outside, the noodles were crispy and almost dry. Near the center, the noodles were tender and soppy with delicious brown sauce. Absolutely delicious!

Lee Wing Wah is a great restaurant in Chicago's Chinatown to take larger groups of friends or just a couple of people to share plates. The staff is pleasant, but quick. You may feel rushed, but with such a limited seating plan, they simply must be, in order to generate the highest turnover rate of customers. Inexpensive food in large portions, cheap and strong mixed drinks and a somewhat loud, but pleasant atmosphere makes this one of the better lunch stops on your trip to Chinatown. We're not talking fancy gourmet food, but real, good and hearty Chinese fare that will keep you going.

Rating: 4.25 / 5

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Feb. 24th - Previously Reviewed Purchases

2007-02-24T00:02:00.000-06:00

[ Ramune Carbonated Soft Drink (6.76 fl. oz.) ]

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Ziyad Imported Tahini (16 oz.)

2007-02-23T23:59:00.000-06:00

Item Purchased: Ziyad Imported Tahini (16 oz.)
Location Purchased: Sultan's Market / 2057 W. North Ave. / Chicago, IL
Price: $3.99 + tax
Purchased on: 01/28/2007

Review: The Ziyad Brand company was formed in Chicago in 1966 and is one of the foremost producers, importers and exporters of Middle Eastern foodstuffs in the Chicago area. They are still family owned and operated to this day and distribute to ethnic grocery stores as well as large chains. I have been buying Ziyad brand products since my first couple of months in Chicago when I would travel to the end of the brown line to visit that fragrant corner grocery with all of the flavored tobacco in its adjoining room just to buy fresh honey and falafel mix. Now that I'm more Chicago savvy, I need only to stop off at Sultan's Market for a great lunch and a few grocery essentials.

Tahini is much like peanut butter, only made from sesame seeds. I like to have it on hand with a can of garbanzo beans to make fresh hummus. It's just too bad that my blender sucks everything but what you put in it.

Ziyad's tahini is creamy and rich in flavor and one of Ziyad's imported products, so you're getting the real deal and not some American cheese rendition made by Kraft. Sure, you may pay a bit more than you may like, but if you know what to do with it, this Tahini is well worth it.

Rating: 4 / 5

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2 Farmland Bacon (16 oz. bag)

2007-02-23T12:39:00.000-06:00

Item Purchased: 2 Farmland Bacon (16 oz. bag)
Location Purchased: Dominick's / 3145 S. Ashland / Chicago, IL
Price: $5.79 + tax ($2.895 ea.)
Purchased on: 02/22/07

Review: Dominick's offers fresh and thick bacon slices from their deli counter, and I want to try it soon. Outdoing themselves, however, Dominick's was offering a 2-for-1 deal on packages of Farmland Foods Bacon slices. Checking the expiration date ("use by March 27th... all good), I opted for the deal.

Though not as thick as the bacon behind the glass counter, Farmland Foods' bacon has less fat and fries up crispy and oh so tasty.

Farmland Foods is owned by Smithfield Foods, which is renowned for their shoddy labor practices, factory farming and use of sow gestation crates. The Olson family from Jewell, IA, however, are pictured in the top right corner of my bacon package and they look pleasant enough. I doubt they participate in such atrocities.

I eat a lot of disgusting stuff every day. We all do. I will finish this package of tasty bacon, but perhaps next time I go for pork belly goodness, I will travel a bit farther than the Dominick's down the street, or at least pay more attention to the packages of the bacon I do buy.

Rating: 2.75 / 5

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Dominick's Corn Starch (16 oz. box)

2007-02-23T12:28:00.000-06:00

Item Purchased: Dominick's Corn Starch (16 oz. box)
Location Purchased: Dominick's / 3145 S. Ashland / Chicago, IL
Price: $1.46 + tax
Purchased on: 02/22/07

Review: I bought this box of corn starch in order to make a slurry for a black bean dressing and a batter for a tofu dish I cooked for my girlfriend and I. I also learned that Pioneer is making biodegradable Blu-Ray discs out of the stuff. With the speed at which new digital storage media is released these days, I have to say this is a good idea. Maybe some day I will be making slurries and sauces from CD-Rs.

Until then, I will simply keep a box of this inexpensive base in my cabinet for all of my cooking needs. If anyone knows of a more organic, eco-friendly cornstarch, please let me know. Those of you who have read the site for a while already know how I prefer to buy sustainable and fair trade items, but it is the inconsequential things like corn starch that are so easy to forget about.

Safeway's corn starch works just fine, however, and I'm really not sure how to judge the better/worse merits of differing corn starches. There were no clumps or off-color particles in this box, and beyond that, I can't really comment at this time.

Rating: 3 / 5

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Cup of Coffee from Bridgeport Bakery

2007-02-22T19:35:00.000-06:00

Item Purchased: Cup of Coffee from Bridgeport Bakery
Location Purchased: Bridgeport Bakery / 2907 S. Archer Ave. / Chicago, IL
Price: $1.00 + tax

Review: Those of you who read the site regularly may want to get your tape recorders handy, because what I am about to say may shock you...

This may quite possibly be the worst cup of coffee I have ever had the displeasure to put into my mouth.

That's right... I said it. Bring on the Starbucks, Folgers or Starbucks/Folgers blend any day! This was quite offal (pun intended).

I appreciate a good cup of coffee, but I've also been known to enjoy a cup of watery swill more than the average bear.

Don't get me wrong, Bridgeport Bakery is good at doing what their name says they do... Bake! A coffeeshop, they are not. I've had lecture-hall vending machine coffee that tastes like it came from a silver pot when compared to this stuff.

BB's coffee is self-serve and sits in a diner-style glass pot atop a ~~hotplate~~ ~~warmplate~~ ~~lukewarmplate~~ room-temperature-plate by the entrance. After pouring it yourself and fixing it to your liking, if the smell doesn't hit you, the first sip will. Cold, bitter and watery with a bit of a dull cardboard aftertaste. Is this simply a leftover pot from last week's morning shift that got lost in the kitchen?

Oh the things I will do to wake up.

Never again. This was so bad, I had to buy a gutrot Coke to get the taste out of my mouth.

Stop in at Bridgeport Bakery for a pastry or bread loaf, but for your own good, stay away from that light brown liquid they call coffee.

Rating: .05 / 5

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Feb. 22nd - Previously Reviewed Purchases

2007-02-22T00:00:00.000-06:00

[ Lunch Special (Create A Lunch) from Kohan (Steamed Rice w/Beef, Pepper, Green Beans, Scallion, Tofu & Red Curry) / 2 O Organics Garbanzo Beans (15 oz. can) / Dominick's Brand Fine Granulated Sugar (4 lb.) / Goya Black Beans (15.5 oz. can) / Coca-Cola Classic Soft Drink (20 oz.) / Omega 3 Brown Eggs from Vegetarian Chickens / Brownberry Whole Grain Classics 12 Grain Bread (24 oz. loaf) / 4 Organic Lemons from Dominick's ($3.96) / Green Onion Bundle from Dominick's / 3 Heads of Garlic from Dominick's ($1.49) / Small Mocha Java Blend Coffee from Caribou Coffee ($1.55) ]

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Asahi Draft Beer (12 oz. bottle)

2007-02-21T23:45:00.000-06:00

Item Purchased: Asahi Draft Beer (12 oz. bottle)
Location Purchased: Cost Plus World Market / 1725 Maple Ave. / Evanston, IL
Price: $1.79 + tax
Purchased on: 02/18/07

Review: World market had a mix-n-match rack of beers from around the world. I couldn't resist. As a result, you'll be seeing quite a few beer reviews on Consumatron over the next few days. If they don't make any sense, that means I liked them.

Asahi could be Japan's backup when there is no more Budweiser. Similar in taste, this pale lager has all of the important qualities that any average after-work sixer needs. It has a foamy head that dissipates quickly, a crisp sweet and slightly malty flavor on the top and a clean finish. This would make a great beer-and-pizza beer.

Just as the Japanese businessmen I used to wait on at my restaurant job would consistently order Budweiser, I will be sure to order plenty of Asahi when I make it over to Japan.

One point of confusion: I'm not sure why the bottle says "Draft Beer" on it, when it is clearly bottled. Perhaps a bit of mis-translated Japanese?

Rating: 3 / 5

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Anchor Brewing Liberty Ale (12 oz. bottle)

2007-02-21T23:30:00.000-06:00

Item Purchased: Anchor Brewing Liberty Ale (12 oz. bottle)
Location Purchased: Cost Plus World Market / 1725 Maple Ave. / Evanston, IL
Price: $1.79 + tax
Purchased on: 02/18/07

Review: After doing some preliminary research online (ha! "research" that's funny! cite my sources... "google"), I've come to develop the theory that most beer lovers have bad taste. I make this assessment based on the fact that most people who comment on Anchor Brewery's Liberty Ale seem to like the stuff.

Liberty Ale is much like the definition of the word "liberty" itself. There is a lot of argument over what liberty actually means just like there is a lot of internal argument over what kind of beer this brew is trying to be. As far as I can tell, it is a golden amber ale with pale tendencies and a pipe dream of becoming a full blown belgian fruit beer when it grows up.

To me, it tastes like the beer equivalent of mixing all of the sodas at a self-serve fountain together, then putting a bit of slushie in the mix to gross it up some more.

Such a dissapointment from a brewery that makes other fine beers (Anchor Steam). With that kind of attitude, Liberty Ale, you'll never grow up. Time to retire, if you ask me.

Rating: 1 / 5

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Lunch Special (Create A Lunch) from Kohan (Steamed Rice w/Beef, Pepper, Green Beans, Scallion, Tofu and Red Curry)

2007-02-21T23:00:00.000-06:00

Item Purchased: Lunch Special (Create A Lunch) from Kohan (Steamed Rice w/Beef, Pepper, Green Beans, Scallion, Tofu & Red Curry)
Location Purchased: Kohan Japanese Restaurant / 730 W. Maxwell St. / Chicago, IL
Price: $7.95 + tax
Purchased on: 02/20/07

Review: Japanese cuisine isn't known for red curries, but I'm smart enough not to beg and choose at the same time. Lunch specials are never a good place to start if you are looking to partake in a cuisine's specialty dish. You take what you can get and try to order the dishes with ingredients that haven't been sitting around for days on end. Specials are basically the clearance rack of the restaurant industry, but with a little knowledge and a bit more acceptance, you can sometimes come up with a meal that tastes pretty damn good.

Such is the case with Kohan's "Create-A-Lunch" specials on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Stay away from the shrimp and peanut sauce, and you should be okay.

The size of this lunch special is always ample, but it was a great surprise when I received a red curry sauce that tasted better than most Thai cafes I've tried here in Chicago. Unexpectedly complex in flavor, Kohan's red curry seeps into the fresh vegetables, perfectly fried silken tofu (usually I hate silken tofu) and medium-cooked beef strips. Not only did the curry make everything taste jucier than it probably was, but also gave my tongue and nostrils a decent tingle with its ample spiciness.

So, while Kohan has several items on their menu that are sure to be better than this red curry lunch special, you can do a lot worse (and probably will if you go anywhere else on Maxwell St. for lunch.

Rating: 3.5 / 5

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From the Pay-per Plastic department:

2007-02-21T11:00:00.000-06:00

On March 15th, IKEA is going to start charging $.05 per plastic bag at all of their U.S. locations. This is an effort to cut down on consumer waste, and I think it's a great idea. The plan is to encourage customers to use IKEA's reusable bags to carry merchandise out to their cars. My only question is, will there now be a bag security position at IKEA stores?

Y'know... I have a drawer full of plastic bags from the local grocery. If anyone's interested, the going price is $.04.

(CSRwire)

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Feb. 21st - Previously Reviewed Purchases

2007-02-21T00:00:00.000-06:00

[ Small Obsidian Coffee from Caribou Coffee / Cinnamon Chip Scone from Caribou Coffee / Planters Seasonuts Heat Peanuts (small tube) / Smoked Turkey Pita Sandwich from 7-Eleven ]

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Chicken Tostada Dinner from Mexico Steakhouse

2007-02-20T21:46:00.000-06:00

Item Purchased: Chicken Tostada Dinner from Mexico Steakhouse
Location Purchased: Mexico Steakhouse / 2983 S. Archer Ave. / Chicago, IL
Price: $7.95 + tax
Purchased on: 02/17/07

Review: No one actively seeks out a Mexican restaurant here. Mexican restaurants in Chicago are a dime a million and most of them aren't that good. Residents of this portly city eat at these restaurants quite often. Most of us will even tell you that we like them, but there is rarely a moment in the average Chicagoan's day when their mind is pre-occupied, thinking about that great taco, burrito or carne asada that they are going to get after work at the local taqueria.

Yes, Mexican food is everywhere here, but with the exception of a few choice restaurants' output, Mexican food from the midwest is greasy, soggy and just another meal.

It is for these reasons, and more, that I feel fortunate to have discovered Mexico Steakhouse on Archer Avenue. I feel even more fortunate to be able to walk to this Central American jewel from my apartment even if the snow is up to my knees.

Mexico Steakhouse is much more than a taqueria, but holds no pretensions about being fine dining or family style. With a large dining room, friendly, attentive staff and prices that are more than fair, dining at this establishment gives you the feeling of attending a happy family reunion (what are those like?).

The food also speaks and makes you wonder if you were, in fact, raised in a Mexican household and question whether it is your mother preparing the food just for you.

Forget everything you know about Chicago's soggy tacos, grease balloon burritos and dry tortilla chips. This place takes actual pride in their modest, yet substantial work.

My plate came with three sizeable tostadas, fresh refried beans and a lightly seasoned helping of Mexican rice. Each tostada was piled high with lettuce, cheese and meat of your choice (steak/chicken). I wouldn't normally say this, but choose the chicken! You can tell by just tasting this bird that the meat was recently picked off of the bone and cooked to juicy perfection that you would never find in shredded and torn taco meat anywhere else. The flavor actually convinces you, for a second, that everything is right and just in America's poultry industry.

In addition to the feast you paid less than the price of a haircut for, Mexico Steakhouse also offers the Midwest's best tortilla chips and a complimentary cup of their daily soup.

It would be nearly impossible to leave this restaurant unfulfilled or with a bitter heart. Though out of the way for most of Chicago's dining public, Mexico Steakhouse is worth the trip. There's nothing fancy here... But sometimes something good is all that you need.

Be warned, though. You might just find yourself consciously thinking about Mexican food after eating here.

Rating: 4 / 5

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Feb. 20th - Previously Reviewed Purchases

2007-02-20T00:00:00.000-06:00

[ Small Roastmaster's Reserve (Changaimina) Coffe from Caribou Coffee / Small Pistachio Gelato from Massa Italian Cafe ]

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Bag of Fresh Tortilla Chips from Mexico Steakhouse

2007-02-19T21:48:00.000-06:00

Item Purchased: Bag of Fresh Tortilla Chips from Mexico Steakhouse Steakhouse
Location Purchased: Mexico Steakhouse / 2983 S. Archer Ave. / Chicago, IL
Price: $1.50 + tax
Purchased on: 02/17/07

Review: I've been known to rave about Chicago's El Ranchero Tortilla chips. They have been a staple in my households for years now. They are tasty, inexpensive and can hold their salsa. Bar none, El Ranchero makes the best tortilla chip to be found in any grocery store... Ever.

I stand by that opinion, but what I am about to say may shock you.

Mexico Steakhouse's tortilla chips are tastier, less expensive and, yes, even better.

I know what you are saying... "How can this be?"

I'll tell you how.

You can't find these chips at your local grocery. Made fresh daily and served as a complimentary appetizer, Mexico Steakhouse on Archer will sell you a bag for a buck and a half if you ask them, but they're not coming to you. For chips this good, you have to go to them.

Oily, crisp and full of natural flavor, the salting of the chips is up to you. Each bite packs a crunch unlike any you can get from a snack food that has been sitting in a bag on a storage shelf for months. These crisp corn delights are kept warm from the time they are made until they land in your lucky, lucky hands. "How's their salsa tensile strength," you may ask? Well, they wouldn't win in a contest against El Ranchero, but unless you are more thrifty than I am and are using tortilla chips as a replacement for spoons, they'll do just fine.

It has taken me a while to find a neighborhood treasure close to my current residence. Now that I have, it is even better than expected since I am able to take a delicious little piece of it home with me.

Rating: 4.8 / 5

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Feb. 19th - Previously Reviewed Purchases

2007-02-19T00:00:00.000-06:00

[ Caribou-Blend Coffee from Caribou Coffee / Planters Salted Peanuts (1.75 oz. tube) / Smoked Turkey Pita Sandwich from 7-Eleven ]

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Small Coffee from Eat, Drink & Surf NetCafe

2007-02-18T18:46:00.000-06:00

Item Purchased: Small Coffee
Location Purchased: Eat, Drink & Surf NetCafe / 246 East 14th St. / New York, NY
Price: $1.75 + tax
Purchased on: 02/01/07

Review: This quaint new coffee shop in Manhattan's East Village may still be finding its personality (it was formerly a copy shop and only became a cafe within the last month), but the coffee, price and personality of the owner makes up for it.

Though the coffee is a bit on the high end in price. It's also on the high end in flavor. Earthy complexity and low acidity makes this a great place to stop on your way to your day.

And with free wireless access, you can kill a few minutes rearranging your "Top 8" before heading into the office. You know, important stuff.

Rating: 4 / 5

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Strawberry, Banana & Chocolate Crepe from Eat, Drink & Surf NetCafe

2007-02-18T18:41:00.000-06:00

Item Purchased: Strawberry, Banana & Chocolate Crepe
Location Purchased: Eat, Drink & Surf NetCafe / 246 East 14th St. / New York, NY
Price: $7.95 + tax
Purchased on: 02/01/07

Review: I came for the coffee... That's all.

As I do in most eateries that are new to me, I glance at the pastries and other goodies offered behind glass counters. All this place had was a few muffins and a cookie or two. When the owner saw my wandering eyes, he thrust a menu into my hands and assured me that there was more than meets the eye. "You should try the crepes!" he urged me.

I'm pretty open to suggestion when traveling and tired... so I did try the crepes.

Two crepes, to be specific, stuffed with fresh strawberries, banana slices and ooey, gooey chocolate syrup. The crepe's themselves had a natural sweetness built in and were obviously home-made. Even though I asked for no whipped cream, the owner saw deep into the bashful decadence of my soul and loaded me up anyway. Bless/damn him in the same breath.

I probably shouldn't have eaten these crepes so soon after I had eaten lunch, because once I started, I couldn't stop. This odd little ex-copy shop turned cafe comes highly recommended!

The owner assured me that the space was still in transition. There are already several internet computer stations where you can pay per minute for computer access, but the remainder of the space will be filled with couches and more comfortable lounge-style furniture soon. I'll be sure to check in the next time I'm in NYC. If for nothing else, for a crepe!

Rating: 4.5 / 5

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Slice of Fresca Style Pizza from Famous Famiglia

2007-02-18T17:36:00.000-06:00

Item Purchased: Slice of Fresca Style Pizza
Location Purchased: Famous Famiglia / LaGuardia Airport / Flushing, NY
Price: $3.99 + tax
Purchased on: 02/03/07

Review: I'm not quite sure what all the fuss is about regarding Chicago vs. New York style pizza. The thick gooey blocks of buttery dough and layered cheese thicker than a February snow that you get in Chicago is far more preferable to the crisp, tortilla-like thin slices that New York offers up. Don't get me wrong, they are both tasty, but when it comes to rich flavor and substantial filling that doughy Midwesterners like myself enjoy, Chicago wins hands down. We may not do much right, but hot dogs and pizza are the two things that the school of Chicago can teach.

When in New York, however, I have to say that the best choice of thin crust concoctions that I have seen has to be the Pizza Fresca. It is a minimalist slice which begins with the dry and dusty crisp crust that New Yorkers love so well and continues only a few millimeters upward with a thin brushing of tomato sauce and a uniform platform of mozzarella cheese. Atop this is nothing more than a few tomato slices and a dusting of torn or chopped basil. The oddest thing about this style of pizza is the way that the mozzarella is compacted together to make one flat slice-like layer of cheese that is white and resembles a crayon's wax.

Sometimes the simplest flavor combinations are also the best. The minimal tomato-cheese-tomato reminds me of a Caprese on a cracker.

Famous Famiglia does a great job with the minimal. If I've learned anything, it's to not expect much from airport eateries. Sometimes, however, when you aim low, the outcome surprises you. That's exactly what happened here.

Rating: 4 / 5

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Feb. 18th - Unreviewable Purchases

2007-02-18T00:01:00.000-06:00

[ Harp Lager (12 oz. bottle) for my roommate ]

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Feb. 18th - Previously Reviewed Purchases

2007-02-18T00:00:00.000-06:00

[ Medium Dunkin' Donuts Coffee (Cream & Sugar) from Dunkin' Donuts / Sapporo Premium Beer (12 oz. bottle) ]

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Mulligatawny Soup Appetizer from Panna II

2007-02-17T18:56:00.000-06:00

Item Purchased: Mulligatawny Soup Appetizer
Location Purchased: Panna II Garden Indian Restaurant / 93 1st Ave Ste 5 / New York, NY
Price: $1.25 + tax

Purchased on: 02/01/07

Review: "Pepper Water."

That's what mulligatawny translates as, but this soup wasn't very peppery or watery. Panna II's mulligatawny is more like a tomato curry soup with little bits of rice and parsley in it. Appropriately, the soup is slightly spicy, which fits the massive amount of chili pepper lights hanging from the ceiling in this fantastic Indian restaurant. The right price and size for a soup appetizer, this small, but amazing East Village Curry Row stop serves up a fantastic mulligatawny. Though it may not be a traditional recipe, this mulligatawny introduces the base taste of Indian cuisine to your palate and prepares you for the amazing tastes that are sure to come.

Rating: 3.75 / 5

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Khan Vindaloo w/Lamb from Panna II

2007-02-17T18:54:00.000-06:00

Item Purchased: Khan Vindaloo w/Lamb
Location Purchased: Panna II Garden Indian Restaurant / 93 1st Ave. Ste. 5 / New York, NY
Price: $6.95 + tax
Purchased on: 02/01/07

Review: Take one look at this East Village Indian restaurant and you might think that they have nothing more to offer than a surrealist mise-en-scene. When I was younger, I used to think that my mother went a bit overboard with Christmas decorations around the house. Sorry Mom, you've got nothing on this place. Panna II prides itself on its colorful display of strung lights, chili pepper light bulbs and overall weirdness. If it weren't for the tables, napkins and silverware, I would have been tempted to think that I wandered into a Coney Island fun house. The narrow dining room is so laden with lights and ornaments hanging down from the ceiling, that it is nearly impossible to stand up straight and a minor challenge to maneuver into your seat.

Beyond all of the colorful glee, however, is a restaurant that offers affordable Indian Cuisine that could put some of the more elegant eateries on Manhattan's Curry Row to shame. For only seven dollars, I received a healthy serving of tenderly cooked lamb meat and potato chunks swimming in a spicy vinegar curry mixture that will have you drinking the complimentary lentil soup that comes with it like it was a glass of soothing milk. Though spicy enough to have you breathing digestive fire, all of the complex flavors required for any lamb dish are present. Served atop the generous serving of rice I received, this lunch filled me up and sent me on my way, ready for whatever hurdles a whirlwind walk through Manhattan had in store for me.

In addition to the quality of the food, Panna II's service is impeccable. Though the typical tourist may be easily discomforted by the stone-faced servers here, they are attentive and concerned with your dining experience. It may have been due to the fact that I was taking pictures of everything on the table, but my waiter responded to my compliments on the food with a complimentary cup of tea at the end of my meal. Appetizer and meal in New York's East Village for under $10.00? You can't beat that. Even if you paid double the price elsewhere, I doubt the dining experience, atmosphere or taste of your meal would come close to equaling Panna II's output.

Mark this oddity as a regular stop for me when I visit New York in the future!

Rating: 4.5 / 5

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Philly Cheesesteak Sandwich from Jet Rock Bar and Grill

2007-02-17T18:21:00.000-06:00

Item Purchased: Philly Cheesesteak Sandwich
Location Purchased: Jet Rock Bar and Grill / LaGuardia Airport / Flushing, NY
Price: $8.49 + tax

Purchased on: 01/31/07

Review: Pop quiz... What's wrong with buying a Philly Cheesesteak in New York?

Answer: Nothing, unless you buy it at an overpriced airport sports bar & grill.

The beef in this thing was bland and dry. The cheese was the same type of substance as that Velveeta that comes in long pillars of jelly. It amazes me that some establishments think that just because a cheese is melted, no one will notice how crappy it is. It amazes me even more that most people don't notice. To top off all of these points against this sandwich, the price was more than I would ever choose to pay for something four times as good as this sandwich.

The fries were the best part about this meal. Unless it's a Figs, it's probably a good idea to let yourself starve in an airport than to waste your money at some cut-rate hot plate with a few neon beer signs and four hundred flat screen televisions hanging on the wall.

The French fries were the best thing about this meal. That's never a good sign.

Rating: 0.25 / 5

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2 Small Coffees from Coffee Beanery

2007-02-17T18:15:00.000-06:00

Item Purchased: 2 Small Coffees
Location Purchased: Coffee Beanery #254 / LaGuardia Airport / Flushing, NY
Price: $1.50 + tax ea.

Purchased On: 02/03/07

Review: You'd think, since I was on the east coast, that I would run to my beloved Dunkin' Donuts, which are everywhere. Nope. When in Rome, look for something Roman that you'd never find back home in Chicago. That's what I always say. (Okay, I've never said it, but, whatever)

Of course, Rome is part of the global economy, just like the rest of us, now. What I mean to say is that the coffee at Coffee Beanery is nothing I haven't had back home at a local Caribou coffee shop. Though I am not sure of the exact roast or blend I received, both cups were a lighter roast, and when mixed with the cream and sugar I add to every cup of coffee I drink, I'd place this coffee right along side the Caribou blend coffee I drink so very often.

Yes, I rate the Caribou blend rather high, but since this is simply a doppelganger of something I've had many times before, the Coffee Beanery gets a solid average score.

Rating: 2.5 / 5

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Sun Belle Greenhouse Grown Tomatoes On The Vine (14 oz.)

2007-02-17T01:09:00.000-06:00

Item Purchased: Sun Belle Greenhouse Grown Tomatoes On The Vine (14 oz.)
Location Purchased: Dominick's / 3145 S. Ashland / Chicago, IL
Price: $3.99 + tax
Purchased on: 01/27/07

Review: A true testament to the quality of these particular tomatoes lies in the fact that I forgot about them. Shortly after purchasing these tomatoes, I was sent to New York City on business for four days. Add on the few days it took me to get my sleep schedule back on track and the couple more days it took me to remember that I had some tomatoes sitting on the top of my fridge, and we're talking at least a week and a half before I used these vine-ripened fruits.

Most grocery-bought tomatoes (or any tomatoes for that matter) would have gone all squishy and pear shaped by then. These tomatoes, however, only went slightly squishy.

Yes, these fruit/vegetable/things were still firm enough to chop up without having them bleed and turn to liquid immediately. I was able to fry them up and make some pretty tasty tofu tortillas with them.

Three cheers for vine ripened goodness!

Rating: 4.25 / 5

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Back on Track this weekend.

2007-02-16T13:57:00.000-06:00

Okay, so I'm catching up on some reviews and other writings this weekend. Unless the site goes down again, we'll be back on track by Monday. If we're not, I'll buy you all a Hershey's Kiss... (and probably eat it myself, but still... It's the thought)

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From the Don't Play With Your Johnson department

2007-02-15T10:26:00.000-06:00

This has already been widely linked, but I felt that it needed to go up because it reflects how I feel about many technology consumers to a T.

Joel Johnson, who wrote for the tech-blog Gizmodo for two years has returned for an Ass-Whoopin' minute with an essay that slaps some wake up into everyone who used to hang on his every word. The gist of this essay? Stop buying new shit just because it's new you idiots! From the article:

You want to know the punchline? The average Joe that makes up the market is smarter than you saps. The market-at-large waits until a clear leader emerges, then takes a modest plunge. You may think you're making up the "bleeding edge" of "gadget pimpatude" but you're really just a loose confederation of marks the consumer electronics industry uses as free market research and easy money. "Give me the latest version," you coo, hiking up your skirt another inch over your exposed wallet. "Point Oh One upgrades make me so hot."

I couldn't have said it better myself, Joel.

(Gizmodo)

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Feb. 14th - Previously Reviewed Purchases

2007-02-14T00:00:00.000-06:00

[ Small Fireside Blend Coffee from Caribou ($1.55) / Zambonopita (Jambon & Kasseri) from Artopolis / $10.00 Voluntary Microsponsorship of The Show with Ze Frank ]

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Trader Jose's Corn Tortillas (10 oz.)

2007-02-13T21:03:00.000-06:00

Item Purchased: Trader Jose's Corn Tortillas (10 oz.)
Location Purchased: Trader Joe's / 1840 N. Clybourn Ave. / Chicago, IL
Price: $0.99 + tax
Purchased on: (1/23/07)

Review: Here in Chicago, corn tortillas are a dime a dozen (sometimes literally), so why would I pay a dollar for the same?

Trader Joe's corn tortillas are your typical pressed corn discs with a bland flavor. When pan fried in oil, they crisp up nicely and absorb the flavor of the oil you use more than other brands. Their primary difference (and the one that wins me over) is that even if you don't fry them thoroughly (or at all), these tortillas don't taste as mealy as other brands. You wouldn't want to just eat them straight from the bag, but the un-mealiness is an important factor when dealing with the foundation of another culture's cuisine.

Rating: 4 / 5

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Feb. 13th - Previously Reviewed Purchases

2007-02-13T00:00:00.000-06:00

[ Small Coffee from Massa Cafe / Half Sandwich (Soprano) and Half Salad (Mandalay) Meal from Massa ]

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Feb. 12th - Previously Reviewed Purchases

2007-02-12T00:00:00.000-06:00

[ Small Kenya AA Coffee from Caribou / Slice of Pepperoni Pizza from Massa Cafe / Glaceau Vitamin Water Multi-V (20 oz.) ]

Site was down over the weekend.. Reviews have been slow.. Bear with me. Still catching up on New York. Also, haven't been buying much.

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Feb. 12th - Previously Reviewed Purchases

2007-02-11T00:00:00.000-06:00

[ Camel Turkish Royal Cigarettes (Hardpack) ]

I know... I slipped up... I'm human. Broke my resolution, but not my promise. I put a total of $60.00 into the paypal account this week. That's an extra $30.00 plus the $8.00 I paid for the pack. Yes, the money is in a money market account earning over 5% interest but that's still one expensive pack of smokes!

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Smoked Salmon Entree from Figs LaGuardia

2007-02-10T18:09:00.000-06:00

Item Purchased: Smoked Salmon Entree
Location Purchased: Figs LaGuardia / LaGuardia Airport / Flushing, NY
Price: $18.99 + tax
Date Purchased: 02/02/07

Review: When inside of an airport, I expect to pay too much for too little of something that isn't too good. This is why my girlfriend and I decided to try the fanciest looking place in LaGuardia while we were there. One, two, three, knock out! Figs totally pulled the carpet out from underneath my expectations. If you ever find yourself inside of LaGuardia Airport with a few hours and about thirty dollars to kill, I urge you to make a bee-line for this unassuming food court feast factory!

For about two thirds of what I would pay in Chicago for a comparable dish, I received a substantial chunk of fish that was expertly seasoned, smoked, blackened and served atop a pan-continental salad of baby spinach greens and cold cous cous. From the moment I took the first bite of this meal, I didn't want it to end. The fish was perfectly cooked, with a moist inner flesh and crispy outer carbon casing. Both the salmon and the salad were prepared with a mild vinaigrette which accented each individual element's flavor and served to bring the entire entree together.

Never... I say, never did I think I would find something this delicious and this reasonably priced in an airport food court.

Rating: 4.75 / 5

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Feb. 9th - Weekly Buy Nothing Day

2007-02-09T13:22:00.000-06:00

I'm a bit on the broke side and I have a lot of reviews to catch up on from my trip to New York. What a perfect time for a Buy Nothing Day. I think 2007 is going to be a year of savings for me. Not only do I desire to curb my spontaneous consumption, but I need to start thinking about what kind of future I want to carve out for myself. This isn't so much of a scary thought than an uncomfortable thought. I'm pretty much a day-to-day guy. Certain things have been neglected, however. Like going to the dentist, for instance... That really needs to get done. And with no dental insurance, saving is a good skill to master.

Anyway, if you need something to keep you occupied for a minute... Why not check out my new Videoblog (which just ended its third week), The Consumatron Minute. Five days a week, one minute a day. How much crap can I cram into a minute? Here's an example:

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From the That's Why You Buy Good Produce! department:

2007-02-09T13:01:00.000-06:00

Ivan Dimitrov (47, Russia) has filed for divorce from his wife of 18 years because she was lying about the ingredients she baked into his pies. Anthrax? Cyanide? Nope... Pumpkins. She was baking pies with pumpkins (which Ivan hates) instead of courgettes for six months because pumpkins are cheaper. All this time, Ivan didn't notice the pies he was eating were made from an ingredient he "hates?" 47 is a bit too old to be snubbing vegetables purely on principle, don't you think?

(Ananova)

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Feb. 8th - Previously Reviewed Purchases

2007-02-08T00:00:00.000-06:00

[ 3 Lunch Specials (Create A Lunch) from Kohan for My Girlfriend, My Co-worker and Myself ($7.95 ea.) ]

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Brooklyn Lager (20 oz. draft)

2007-02-07T18:19:00.000-06:00

Item Purchased: Brooklyn Lager (20 oz. draft)
Location Purchased: Jet Rock Bar and Grill / LaGuardia Airport / Flushing, NY
Price: $7.92 + tax
Purchased on: 01/31/07

Review: I knew what I was doing, but I had just stepped off an airplane with an empty stomach and a dry mouth. I had to be at work in an hour and had never been in Queens before, so I settled for overpriced airport food and libation. Not only did I figure I would be trying a local beer that I had never encountered before, but I also expected to be going the inexpensive route by picking something that was brewed only one burrough over. Obviously shipping from Brooklyn to Queens is an expensive freight, because this particular local beer cost me nearly EIGHT DOLLARS!

I guess everyone in the airport is a tourist.

Disregarding the obscene amount of money this fancy hole-in-the-wall last-resort sorry excuse for a sports bar took from me, Brooklyn Lager is a pretty decent beer! It is a fairly standard Amber Lager with bright caramel flavors highlighting its mildly hoppy bite. Brooklyn Lager finishes clean and leaves you wanting more, but at the price I paid, I chose to do without.

I wish this beer was available in Chicago. I'd add it to my rotating roster of standbys.

Rating (product): 4.5 / 5
Rating (price of product): 0.5 / 5

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Feb. 7th - Previously Reviewed Purchases

2007-02-07T00:00:00.000-06:00

[ Small Caribou-Blend Coffee from Caribou Coffee ($1.55) / 2 7-Eleven English Muffin w/Sausage, Egg & Cheese Breakfast Sandwiches / San Pellegrino Aranciata (11.15 fl. oz. can) from Massa ($1.65) / Planters Honey Roasted Peanuts (1.75 oz. tube) ]

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2 Bagels w/Cream Cheese & Small Coffee from Mike's Coffee Truck Express

2007-02-06T18:24:00.000-06:00

Item Purchased: 2 Bagels w/Cream Cheese & Small Coffee
Location Purchased: Mike's Coffee Truck Express / Next to the Wyndham Garden Hotel @ 100-15 Ditmars Blvd. / East Elmhurst, NY
Price: $3.00 w/tax

Purchased on: 02/03/07

Review: People say that New York is an expensive place, but I beg to differ. At least, I beg to differ as long as my flight and hotel room are being paid by my employer. Dining out is a whole new ballgame, however. I'm no snob of elite eateries when I travel. It's cheap cheap cheap for me. I'm not one to balk at a street vendor, either. In fact, I welcome them with open arms.

Little did I know that there would be one of those mobile meal masters so damn close to my hotel (we're talking right next door!). Mike's coffee truck express can cook you a omelette or a frankfurter but all I needed was a stiff cup of caffeine and a breakfast pastry.

Bagels of all varieties decorate the front of Mike's roadside bistro, each wrapped in cellophane. All I had to do was pluck the sugarless donut of my choice and Mike & co. would toast, slather with cream cheese and re-wrap it for me. They even prepared my coffee just the way I asked before plunging both objects into a brown paper bag and taking less money than some homeless people get from me.

Not only are Mike's edibles on the cheap, but these bagels are true New York style... Huge! Nearly twice the size of any bagel you will find in Chicago and under half the price, Mike's is something out of a lunch cart fantasy. Even the coffee was decent and not watery as I had expected! I defy you to find me a breakfast as filling as this for under five bucks anywhere in Chicago.

Rating: 4.5 / 5

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Feb. 6th - Previously Reviewed Purchases

2007-02-06T00:00:00.000-06:00

[ Babbo Panzerotti from Massa / Small Fireside Blend Coffee from Caribou ($1.55) ]

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Feb. 5th - Previously Reviewed Purchases

2007-02-05T00:00:00.000-06:00

[ Small Fireside Blend Coffee from Caribou ($1.55) / Blueberry Muffin From Caribou / Half Sandwich (Soprano) and Half Salad (Mandalay) Meal from Massa ]

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Been Travelin'

2007-02-04T03:27:00.000-06:00

I've been working during the night and exploring NYC during the day. Now it is time to catch my plane home and snore so loud I get locked in the bathroom. Then a day of sleep is at hand. I will be catching up with reviews throughout the week (it was mostly food... I'm not a keychain and post card kind of guy... sorry).

As for that silly little game later today... meh.

I hope for the outcome that will please the majority of my loved ones and make walking down the streets of Chicago less annoying.

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Feb. 3rd - Unreviewable Purchases

2007-02-03T00:01:00.000-06:00

Purchased for my girlfriend:

[ Welch's Orange Juice (12 oz. bottle) from Mike's Coffee Truck Express ($1.25) ]

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Feb. 2nd - Unreviewable Purchases

2007-02-02T00:01:00.000-06:00

Purchased for my girlfriend:

[ Sam Adams Winter Lager (20 oz. draft) from Figs ($5.59) / Spaghettini Entree from Figs ($13.99) ]

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Feb. 2nd - Previously Reviewed Purchases

2007-02-02T00:00:00.000-06:00

[ Budweiser (20 oz. draft) from Figs ($5.59) ]

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12 oz. Starbucks Coffee from Potbelly Sandwich Works

2007-01-31T18:30:00.001-06:00

Item Purchased: 12 oz. Starbucks Coffee from Potbelly Sandwich Works
Location Purchased: Potbelly Sandwich Works / Midway Airport / Chicago, IL
Price: $1.55 + tax

Review: I had a choice between McDonald's coffee or Starbucks coffee.

"Choice."

Yeah, right.

Potbelly's sandwich works is a great little sandwich shop with locations all over the Chicagoland area. Starbuck's is a decent coffee shop (in the physical sense) with horrible over roasted bitter product and locations all over the Milky Way... Including inside of other establishments' locations. They haven't quite secured their rooty tentacles in this Potbelly's location, but the seeds have been scattered by some sadistic rogue Johnny Coffeeseed. The outer shells of these seeds have started to crack and the Starbucks green is showing. This is apparant, in part, by the coffee sleeves that Potbelly's uses. Though a pale cardboard brown in color, these sleeves boldly proclaim that Potbelly's "proudly" brews Starbucks coffee. I'm proud to say that I am not proud to be drinking it. I am, however, not proud to say that I am a caffeine addict in the worst way.

From my blackened bitter tongue to you, I blow a sloppy overroasted kiss.

Rating: 1 / 5

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Heading to NYC

2007-01-31T11:02:00.000-06:00

I'm heading to NYC today. Purchases will be documented and I'll play catch-up on the reviews when I get back.

If you wanna help me out, head over to The Consumatron Minute and suggest some places for me to check out during my short stay.

Thanks for reading!

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Green Onion Bundle from Dominick's

2007-01-30T01:13:00.000-06:00

Item Purchased: Green Onion Bundle from Dominick's
Location Purchased: Dominick's / 3145 S. Ashland / Chicago, IL
Price: $0.79 + tax
Purchased on: 01/27/07

Review: To the extended disappointment of many of my friends, I use green onions/scallions in just about every dish I come up with. I love the things. Maybe it is a leftover habit from working in a Chinese restaurant for so long. The floral and spicy flavor these shoots add are just what most dishes need to make them pop.

Dominick's green onion section is usually low on stock when I go grocery shopping. I can't figure out if this is because winter is the only season that these dirt dwellers don't grow very well or if it is simply because Dominick's stock is so good.

I think I'll stick with the former. These are good, but not the best I've had. For instance, I had to vigorously wash my mouth out with water after taking this picture because of the bitter flavor that was left.

It is precisely that subtle bitter flavor that tastes so good when cooked and mixed with other foods, but these scallions could stand to be a bit more subtle.

Rating: 3 / 5

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Jan. 30th - Previously Reviewed Purchases

2007-01-30T00:00:00.000-06:00

[ Small Costa Rica Coffee from Caribou Coffee / Haircut from Great Clips (Leti) (just a trim this time... too cold for full cut) ]

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Trader Joe's Soy Sauce (17.6 fl. oz.)

2007-01-29T09:08:00.000-06:00

Item Purchased: Trader Joe's Soy Sauce (17.6 fl. oz.)
Location Purchased: Trader Joe's / 1840 N. Clybourn Ave. / Chicago, IL
Price: $2.99 + tax (01/23/07)

Review: This huge bottle of soy sauce is a bargain for only $3.00. Since my girlfriend and I cook with tofu and other protein cakes made from soybeans, I tend to use soy sauce often. Not in large quantities, mind you, but quite often. Just a little dab of soy sauce here or there can make a world of difference in a tofu dish. Think of the difference between a White Castle Slider and a T-Bone steak from Morton's. There is more to it, of course, but soy sauce is important.

You don't want that sickly sweet sauce that you find in most grocery stores that is made for western tastes. Sure, it's salty, but it almost makes your bowl of rice taste like candy.

What you want, is your soy sauce to have a bite that balances delicately on the fence between spicy and bitter. That's exactly what this soy sauce offers you.

It's also low in sodium, which I didn't even notice until I got home. loses a few fractions of a point for that... I'd rather have had the full flavor regular style.

Rating: 3.75 / 5

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2 Trader Joe's Organic Black Beans (15 oz. cans)

2007-01-29T09:00:00.000-06:00

Item Purchased: 2 Trader Joe's Organic Black Beans (15 oz. cans)
Location Purchased: Trader Joe's / 1840 N. Clybourn Ave. / Chicago, IL
Price: $0.99/ea. + tax (01/23/07)

Review: To be completely honest, I can't tell the difference between these beans and the regular Trader Joe's black beans. I suppose it comes down to trusting the label "organic" or fishing around in my pocket to see how much bean change I have left.

These beans taste fantastic, are not mushy like many canned beans end up and fry up nicely. The only difference I noticed was that this can of beans did give me more gas than the average can of beans. My girlfriend tells me that I just need to eat more to get my body used to it. Well... as long as she can stand me, I'll keep eating these delicious and affordable legumes.

Rating: 4 / 5

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Jan. 29th - Previously Reviewed Purchases

2007-01-29T00:00:00.000-06:00

[ Small Colombia Blend Coffee from Caribou Coffee ]

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Busy Weekend. Reviews Later. For Now... A Trailer

2007-01-28T11:13:00.000-06:00

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Jan. 28th - Previously Reviewed Purchases

2007-01-28T00:00:00.000-06:00

[ Lentil Soup from Sultan's Market (Cup) ($3.00) / 2 Falafel Sandwich from Sultan's Market ($3.00 ea.) / Coca-Cola Classic Soft Drink (12 oz. can) from Sultan's Market ($1.00) ]

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Procedural Changes at Consumatron.com

2007-01-27T21:28:00.000-06:00

In case some of you aren't aware.

Consumatron (.com and .net) is a one man job with collaborative tendencies. All of the posts that you see on these sites are written/filmed by yours truly. That one man sometimes feels like several men. The writer me reviews the purchases that the editor me makes. The photographer me collaborates with the writer me to spruce up each post. The videographer me works with the reporter me and the actor me to produce the new Consumatron Minute. The copy editor me works closely with the layout me to make sure everything looks right and that the site's template is spitting the information at you in a manner that makes the spit seem like sprinkler water on a hot summer day. Finally, the editor-in-chief (who is quite the anal retentive one) makes sure that absolutely every purchase is reviewed and posted to the site in a timely fashion.

Our office is a cramped one, causing blow-out fights and some severely disastrous and drunken office parties, sometimes. Mostly, we get along. Our daily meetings are brief, and we tend to speak casually over coffee.

After over a year of a nearly perfect record, I've been able to convince the editor in chief me to cut the rest of us some slack.

From now on, purchases will be reviewed when consumed. This doesn't seem like much of a change, but it is a world of difference to some of the employees here who have their hands in several of the operations all at once. All this means is that if editor me buys a can of black beans from Trader Joe's (like he did a few days ago), the rest of us are no longer obligated to have black bean stew for dinner that evening. We will record the purchase and keep it on a list of articles to be published, but that article may not be written until photographer me gets hungry and decides to crack the can open later in the week.

If a review is published about a product that was not purchased on that very same day, a "Purchased on:" tag will appear in that review. (see example). This slightly less demanding way of doing things will allow for a few benefits:

1. Reviews of products may be published on Buy Nothing Days, thus keeping the site mobile for those of you who can't wait to read the next thrilling review of everyday consumables.

2. More time will be available for the respective mes to work on the newly launched Consumatron Minute, thus providing you with the best minute we can muster.

3. More time will be available to work on reviews for Mediatron.

4. We will not cause serious health risks by forcing ourselves to eat every last thing editor me purchased while at the grocery store.

We hope this change in procedure will not be too jarring to our readers/viewers. Please direct any comments or questions to the ornery temp secretary me working at the front desk. (We're not too sure how long he's gonna last).

Thank You For Your Continued Readership,
-Publisher Me

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Jan. 27th - Previously Reviewed Purchases

2007-01-27T00:00:00.000-06:00

[ El Ranchero Tortilla Chips w/salt (14 oz. bag) / Herdez Medium Salsa Casera (16 oz.) / O Organics Crunchy Peanut Butter / Dominick's Butter Quarters Sticks (1 lb.) / Omega 3 Brown Eggs from Vegetarian Chickens /Brownberry Whole Grain Classics 12 Grain Bread (24 oz. loaf) / 3 Limes from Dominick's ($0.99) / 3 Organic Lemon from Dominick's ($2.97) / $5.00 Voluntary Microsponsorship of The Show with Ze Frank ]

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Lunch Special (Create A Lunch) from Kohan

2007-01-25T23:22:00.000-06:00

Item Purchased: Lunch Special (Create A Lunch) from Kohan
Location Purchased: Kohan Japanese Restaurant / 730 W. Maxwell St. / Chicago, IL
Price: $7.95 + tax

Review: Kohan has a sushi roll on their menu that goes by the name of "Awesome Sushi." I want so badly to try it, but these winter months are tough on the pocketbook, what with the gas bills and whatnot, so perhaps some other time. For now, the Tuesday and Thursday build-it-yourself lunch special will do me just fine.

Though fresh, tasty and expertly prepared, the combination of shrimp, tofu, noodles, sprouts, pea pods, and peppers I chose this week was not quite as good as the last time I purchased Kohan's special.

All of the ingredients were fresh and I hate to come down on a dish prepared by one of the friendliest restaurant staffs in Chicago, but I just couldn't get down with Kohan's peanut sauce or baby shrimp. To be fair, the waitress warned me that the shrimp was "the small kind." I appreciate that kind of forthright honesty from someone who is taking my money. It means that I will let them take my money many more times in the days to come. The peanut sauce, however, tasted a bit watery and though it's spiciness was ample, there was no significant flavor to back it up.

I will be back to Kohan again in the very near future. They do good work. I just need to realize that shrimp is something worth paying for and Japanese food is not usually known for its peanut flavor.

The tofu in this dish, however... It is absolutely fantastic!

Rating: 2.75 / 5

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Jan. 25th - Previously Reviewed Purchases

2007-01-25T00:00:00.000-06:00

[ Caribou-Blend Coffee from Caribou Coffee / Small Hazlenut Gelato from Massa ]

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Small Roastmaster's Reserve (Changaimina) Coffe from Caribou Coffee

2007-01-24T21:10:00.000-06:00

Item Purchased: Small Roastmaster's Reserve (Changaimina) Coffe from Caribou Coffee
Location Purchased: Caribou Coffee / 1328 S. Halsted / Chicago, IL
Price: $1.55 + tax

Review: Holy crap! A Caribou coffee blend I've never tried before?! Can it be true?

This particular roast is a light/medium roast that hails from Ecuador (which reminds me... Saskya, if you are reading this, send me your e-mail address!). The coffee has a flavor similar to Caribou's Colombian blend with a steady coffee flavor. What makes this blend so special is the peppery bite to it. On first taste, it may seem as if the coffee is a bit too acidic, but the bite of the coffee lasts throughout without lingering in your mouth like a swallowed penny (coughsbuxcough). The exotic spice is just what I am looking for in an average cup of daily coffee. Caribou's Changaimina delivers...but only for a few months, since this is their specialty winter blend.

I may just have to pay the stupidly expensive price for a pound of this stuff before it disappears.

Rating: 4.5 / 5

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2 Lightlife Three Grain Organic Tempeh (8 oz.)

2007-01-24T21:05:00.000-06:00

Item Purchased: 2 Lightlife Three Grain Organic Tempeh (8 oz.)
Location Purchased: Trader Joe's / 1840 N. Clybourn Ave. / Chicago, IL
Price: $1.69/ea. + tax
Purchased on: 01/23/07

Review: If tofu is a vegetarian's staple, then tempeh is a nail gun. Tempeh has enough substance and natural flavor that it is much more likely to be the food that will make a stubborn carnivore stop ridiculing you for hugging cows and eating plants. Made from whole soybeans that are soaked and partially cooked then fermented, tempeh takes the form of a dense and solid brick. Often mixed with varying other beans and whole grains, tempeh often has a nutty rich flavor before it is even cooked.

Unlike Tofu, tempeh's natural firmness makes it much more manageable, yet it is still absorbant enough to fare exceptionally well with a marinade. Its firmness also allows for thinner slicing (I've heard of people making tempeh bacon), easy sandwich construction and finger food accessibility.

$1.69 for eight oz. of tempeh is a price that cannot be beat in Chicago (prove me wrong... I'm cheap) and the nutty flavor of Lightlife's three grain is some of the best store-bought tempeh I have tried. Tonight, I'm making Fajitas with the recipe to be found on the inside of each package.

Rating: 4.5 / 5

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Trader Joe's Limes (bag of 6)

2007-01-24T19:20:00.000-06:00

Item Purchased: Trader Joe's Limes (bag of 6)
Location Purchased: Trader Joe's / 1840 N. Clybourn Ave. / Chicago, IL
Price: $0.99 + tax
Purchased On: 01/23/07

Review: The good thing about Trader Joe's produce is the freshness and the price. To put it plainly... they're fresh and affordable. The bad thing about Trader Joe's produce is that most of it must be bought in bulk. Of course, this isn't so bad if you cook regularly like me.

TJ's limes, in particular are a bit on the small side. They would be perfect if I were a bit Corona drinker, but some of you already know how I feel about that sorry excuse for a beer. As it stands, these limes are great for that little squeeze of juice you might use as a garnish, but if you are looking to get a cup full for a recipe, skip Trader Joe's and head for the next corner store. Or, I suppose you could just buy two bags and do a bit more squeezing. It would probably still save you a significant amount of money.

Rating: 4.5 / 5

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Jan. 24th - Previously Reviewed Purchases

2007-01-24T00:00:00.000-06:00

[ Smoked Turkey Pita Sandwich from 7-Eleven / Snyder's Sourdough Nibblers (small bag) ]

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6 pk. Oranjeboom Premium Lager (16 oz. cans)

2007-01-23T21:10:00.001-06:00

Item Purchased: 6 pk. Oranjeboom Premium Lager (16 oz. cans)
Location Purchased: Trader Joe's / 1840 N. Clybourn Ave. / Chicago, IL
Price: $5.99 + tax

Review: Recommended to me by a friend as "watery swill" that tastes like the beer he used to like in London, I jumped at the chance to try Oranjeboom. "Watery swill" isn't the most glowing of reviews, but I like to keep my beer snobbery at a minimum and have to keep in touch with the real people. (Hell, I come from the land of Miller, after all)

Though Oranjeboom's name suggest something extraordinary, I'd like to propose the tagline, "every country needs a PBR!" Much like my proletariat potable of choice, this beer is a pale golden lager that tastes best when chugged directly from the can or bottle. Though most English speaking drunks... er... cold coffee connoisseurs may expect the "Oranje" in the name to suggest an orange flavor, it in fact does not. Oranjeboom is simply a satisfying Dutch pale lager with a bit more of a bite than PBR or Old Style and the cleanest finish of the three.

If it were a bit less expensive than $5.99, I might consider buying this beer as a staple in my refrigerator. As it stands, I may just have to save it for special occasions... Like Fridays.

Thanks to Mark Day for the recommendation... Check out his videoblog... The guy is way funnier than you are!

Rating: 4.25 / 5

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Trader Joe's Indian Fare Palak Paneer (10.5 oz.)

2007-01-23T21:07:00.000-06:00

Item Purchased: Trader Joe's Indian Fare Palak Paneer (10.5 oz.)
Location Purchased: Trader Joe's / 1840 N. Clybourn Ave. / Chicago, IL
Price: $1.99 + tax

Review: Palak Paneer is one of my favorite (and one of the most ubiquitous) dishes in Indian cuisine. I don't usually like to go the convenience route with a dish I enjoy so much, but while browsing the aisles at Trader Joe's I just couldn't resist.

Palak Paneer looks like a leftover fluid prop from The Exorcist, but don't let that turn you off. The pea-colored viscous stew in Palak Paneer is a mixture of pressure cooked spinach, garam masala, garlic, ginger, green chili paste and a handful of other spices. The cubed chunks are a form of mild unaged cheese (no rennet used in its making, for those of you who are strict vegetarians) called Paneer. The dish can range from mild to hold-on-to-your-hats spicy. I prefer the latter.

I didn't expect much from this modest and inexpensive box of pre-made palak paneer. It has been so long since I have had Indian food, that I would have been happy with something resembling it the way Chef Boyardee foods resemble fresh pasta.

To my surprise, this boil-in-bag convenience food was not only moderate in flavor, but extreme in spiciness. Despite all of the reaching for my water glass that eating this stuff caused me to partake in, the mild-but-competent flavor was still present and somewhat impressive.

Though nowhere near the quality of flavor that one can get on Devon Ave. here in Chicago, Trader Joe's Palak Paneer is a convenience product I can get my taste buds behind.

Rating: 3.75 / 5

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Trader Joe's Organic Basmati Rice (32 oz. bag)

2007-01-23T21:03:00.002-06:00

Item Purchased: Trader Joe's Organic Basmati Rice (32 oz. bag)
Location Purchased: Trader Joe's / 1840 N. Clybourn Ave. / Chicago, IL
Price: $2.99 + tax (01/23/07)

Review: Maybe I was just really hungry, but this rice actually smelled amazing while I was cooking it! Most rice doesn't impress me nasally (basmati or not), but this particular batch lived up to it's name completely. Basmati literally translates as "Queen of Fragrance," ya know.

The taste, on the other hand, is nothing but bland grain taste. And this is fine. As a fairly priced organic basmati, this rice serves as a base to any dish you might cook up. It cooks quick, comes out tender and retains a slight stickiness which comes in handy when you eat rice dishes with chopsticks as often as I like to. I've paid upwards of seven dollars for a two pound bag of inorganic basmati before. Remind me to stock up the next time I am at TJ's.

Rating: 4.25 / 5

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Trader Jose's Handmade Whole Wheat Tortillas (15 oz.)

2007-01-23T21:01:00.000-06:00

Item Purchased: Trader Jose's Handmade Whole Wheat Tortillas (15 oz.)
Location Purchased: Trader Joe's / 1840 N. Clybourn Ave. / Chicago, IL
Price: $2.49 + tax (01/23/07)

Review: Very few tortillas can be enjoyed as a snack by themselves. Usually you need some kind of filling or topping (if not an entire meal) inside of tortillas to make them count as something edible. To my surprise, I found myself happily chewing on one of these tasty food wrappers today at work when I found myself getting hungry.

Since they are hand-flattened, these tortillas are thicker than most others and have a slightly bumpy texture that makes any dish you prepare with them large enough to satisfy most. They are made with honey and have a slightly sweet flavor, which would make them the perfect wrapper for ham or turkey. At two fifty, these tortillas are a bit more expensive than most, but the comforting thought is that the extra money is going toward a laborer somewhere in Massachusetts who spends eight hours of her day flattening whole wheat bread just so you can have a tasty burrito. It's probalby not an entirely true thought, but it is comforting nonetheless.

Rating: / 5

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Trader Joe's Tandori Chicken Wrap

2007-01-23T13:50:00.000-06:00

Item Purchased: Trader Joe's Tandori Chicken Wrap
Location Purchased: Trader Joe's / 1840 N. Clybourn Ave. / Chicago, IL
Price: $3.69 + tax

Review: I almost didn't buy this wrap today because of the seemingly high price. My girlfriend then wisely pointed out that I have spent just as much on a substandard sandwich from 7-Eleven more times than I would like to admit.

Sold!

Get this woman a vacation, because the paltry three bucks and change I spent on this burrito almost seems as if it isn't enough. The meal-sized fist food is expertly wrapped in a tomato tortilla, stuffed with more chicken and carrots than you'd get in a convenience store salad and mixed together with a mild cucumber sauce. The chicken isn't as spicy as something with the word 'tandori' in its name should be, but the ingredients are fresh, filling and a hell of a lot better for me than the gristly turkey I usually eat on my budget lunch days.

If only Trader Joe's and 7-Eleven would exchange their ubiquity with each other, the world (and my stomach) would be a happier place.

Rating: 4.25 / 5

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Jan. 23rd - Previously Reviewed Purchases

2007-01-23T00:00:00.000-06:00

[ Trader Ming's (Joe's) Ginger Peanut Noodle Salad (10 oz.) / 2 Trader Joe's Dark Chocolate Bars (3 - 1.75 oz. bars) / 2 Trader Joe's Organic Tomato Paste (6 oz.) ]

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Double Stuffed Turkey Sandwich from 7-Eleven

2007-01-22T17:02:00.000-06:00

Item Purchased: Double Stuffed Turkey Sandwich from 7-Eleven
Location Purchased: 7-Eleven / 1350 S. Halsted / Chicago, IL
Price: $3.59 + tax

Review: Much like the 7-Eleven Smoked Turkey & Jack Cheese Sandwich I have eaten more times than I would like to admit, this sandwich boasts whole wheat bread and a lot of turkey. As an added bonus, there is no turning lettuce drooped on top of the fixin's. Since it was nowhere to be found in the product description, I also thought there was no mayonnaise on this sandwich. Unfortunately, squeezed between the off-yellow (almost beige) cheese product and the mounds of deli sliced turkey, there was a bit of normal 'naise. Yuck.

7-Eleven has packets of ketchup, packets of mustard, packets of relish... and packets of mayonnaise at their condiment bar. Why can't they just leave the damn stuff off of their sandwiches? Not everyone likes egg yolk gunk on their sandwiches. (of course, if I had it my way, they could leave off that disgusting cheese-like-substance too).

I'm nitpicking though. This sandwich is mostly bread and turkey. For a budget lunch, this isn't too bad.

Just be sure to grab a handful of mustard packets on your way out.

Rating: 3.5 / 5

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Introducing... The Consumatron Minute!

2007-01-22T12:00:00.000-06:00

New year, new projects!

For some ungodly reason that stems from some sort of creative anxiety, I've started a videoblog over on Consumatron.net.

Called 'The Consumatron Minute,' the ground rules are such:

1. Each videoblog will be one minute long. Sixty seconds... No more. No less.

That's really all I have so far. One rule from which I will be experimenting and, hopefully, collaborating and communicating with you all. I'm planning on doing a minute every weekday, but we'll see how that goes. Any feedback is greatly appreciated.

Oh, and about that buzzing in the audio... A new camera is on its way. I just felt the need to jump in and start. Working with what you have is the mark of a true artist anyway... right? (and comments like that are the mark of a true douche bag)

Without any further word jazz... here's the first episode... It's a rocky start, but it's a start nonetheless. Head on over to Consumatron.net and let me know what you think.

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From the That New Old-Time Religion department:

2007-01-22T09:54:00.000-06:00

The Chicago Bears are going to the Super Bowl! I realize that I can be ostracized for saying something like this, but... I don't really care. Don't get me wrong. I enjoy the occasional football game and can admire it for the competition it is, but I just can't get behind the neo-tribalism and arbitrary territorialism of sports fans. I've seen drunken beat-downs in the street outside of my old apartment (located a couple of blocks from Soldier Field) that stemmed from fan rivalry. Rex Grossman represents me about as much as you can smoke Magritte's pipe. I'm not criticizing sports, teams or a person's enjoyment of them. Athlete's abilities and dedication to a game is something to be admired. I'm simply baffled by the level of importance that professional sports holds in our society.

How important is the Super Bowl to Chicagoans? The Chicago Tribune reports that it may just be worth $10,000. I'll watch it at a friend's house and spend the $9,900 I save on something else, thank you very much.

(Chicago Tribune)

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Jan. 22nd - Previously Reviewed Purchases

2007-01-22T00:00:00.000-06:00

[ Costa Rica Coffee from Caribou Coffee (travel mug refill) ($1.50) / 7-Eleven English Muffin w/Sausage, Egg & Cheese Breakfast Sandwich / Snyder's Sourdough Nibblers (small bag) ]

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Jan. 21st - Buy Nothing Day (unintentional)

2007-01-21T12:00:00.000-06:00

I had some leftovers this morning and about a pot of coffee all to myself. What more could a guy ask for? How about a dinner at Francesca's Forn o, courtesy of my amazing girlfriend? Hope you all had a good weekend.

New horizons tomorrow.

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Whole Bean Costa Rica Coffee from Bridgeport Coffee House (1 lb. bag)

2007-01-20T12:30:00.000-06:00

Item Purchased: Whole Bean Costa Rica Coffee from Bridgeport Coffee House (1 lb. bag)
Location Purchased: Bridgeport Coffee House / 3101 S. Morgan St. / Chicago, IL
Price: $10.00 + tax

Review: During the week, I make myself a cup of Greek coffee. A single serving (actually, a double) for the morning crunch before I have to be at work is good enough for me. For those lazy weekends, when I lay around the house trying to convince myself to wash the dishes and do laundry, I like to have a full pot brewing. By mid-day, I'm as wired as a Google server. Unable to hold a dish, let alone wash it, not much in the way of chores gets done, but damn if I don't get something creative out of the cobwebby nooks of my consciousness.

Bridgeport Coffee House is the perfect place to stock up on brain cleaning seeds. Their coffees are locally roasted, not too dark and more affordable than the more recognizable names in the legalized drug market.

The Costa Rica blend from BPCH is a medium roast that drinks like a light. Inner flavors of the coffee bean become full and bloom in your mouth. The slight earthiness reminds you that you are drinking coffee while the smooth and crisp finish prepare your palette for another cup. A perfect coffee with a midrange price for a perfect guy with a midrange... uh... nope... can't tie that one up poetically.

I guess I need another cup.

Rating: 4.5 / 5

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Large 16" Pan Style Pizza w/Pepperoni from Ricobene's

2007-01-20T11:51:00.000-06:00

Item Purchased: Large 16" Pan Style Pizza w/Pepperoni from Ricobene's
Location Purchased: Ricobene's Pizzeria / 252 W. 26th St. / Chicago, IL
Price: $16.54 + tax & delivery charge

Review: I spent the day recovering from being sick and didn't leave the house much. Low on dry goods and energy, I decided to do what any red-blooded American would do (no, I didn't use a drive-through). I ordered a pizza. After a flu, this is the equivalent of rubbing dirt on an open wound in attempts to heal it, but I figured, if I could handle this, I could handle anything.

Not only could I handle it, but I found my discerning taste (along with my normal physical taste) coming back to me.

While I love Ricobene's and hold them up to be one of the five best pizzerias in Chicago, I almost called them back to complain. At first glance, I was convinced that they forgot to give me my pepperoni. Maybe it is because I grew up eating the delicacies of Tombstone and Jack's frozen pizzas where the pepperoni is a thick circle of spice bologna-like substance, but the paper-thin and sparsely applied sausage lief that came on this pizza isn't worth the extra $1.75.

I was a bit disappointed, though not discouraged completely. Since I barely ate anything yesterday, I inhaled nearly half of this large pizza and have a bit left for tomorrow morning with my cup of coffee (take that, flu!). The flaky buttery crust and slightly sweet tomato sauce I love was still present but I'll be thinking twice the next time I order out for a pepperoni pizza.

Rating: 3.25 / 5

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From the Would You Like A Light With That? department.

2007-01-20T00:49:00.000-06:00

Chicago's Daily Southtown published an article on Thursday, pointing out the hottest consumer fad in this increasingly technological age... The drive-up window. Drive through banks, drive through pharmacies, and now... Drive through tobacco stores. The manager of Cigarette Outlet (located at 58th & Harlem, just in case you happen to be driving by while reading this and want to pick me up a pack of smokes... I'm just too busy to walk down the block to get one) pointed out the convenience of having a drive-through window and said, "What's the point of coming in?"

I have a better question. What's the point of driving to the store to get a pack of cigarettes in Chicago, when you have to walk no farther than 4 blocks from any particular point in the city to find a store that sells them?

Did we make fattest city in America yet? Where's the drive-through gym?

(Daily Southtown)

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Jan. 20th - Previously Reviewed Purchases

2007-01-20T00:00:00.000-06:00

[ Coffee from Bridgeport Coffee House / Breakfast Sandwich from Bridgeport Coffee House /$5.00 Voluntary Microsponsorship of The Show with Ze Frank ]

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Jan. 19th - Weekly Buy Nothing Day - Last Cigarette

2007-01-19T21:04:00.000-06:00

I wish I could say that I refrained from consumerism today solely because I wanted to take a break from it all. The truth is, I have been wrapped in a blanket and unconscious most of the day due to the ultra hot flu that seems to be so stylin' these days.

I'm not here to complain, though. Because if I did, I'd probably go on for at least a few paragraphs about how I smoked my last cigarette today and how nice it would be to have one with a glass of Scotch right about now ('now' being the moment in time I feel as if I will slip, once again, into sweaty slumber).

I told you at the beginning of the year that there were a few projects in the works here at Consumatron central... Well, one of those projects has been pushed back and will have to wait until a later date, but another project just got pushed up.

Just watch me smoke my last cigarette and I'll try to explain:
Neat huh? I'm not sure how regularly I will update The Consumatron Minute, but I have already shot and edited the first three episodes (I get stuff done between naps when I'm sick...what can I say). First episode airs on Monday. Let me know what you think.

Okay... back to bed.

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Bota-Nice Redskin Spanish Peanuts (4 oz. bag)

2007-01-18T23:00:00.000-06:00

Item Purchased: Bota-Nice Redskin Spanish Peanuts (4 oz. bag)
Location Purchased: 7-Eleven / 1350 S. Halsted / Chicago, IL
Price: $1.19 + tax

Review: Though not as tasty as Bota-Nice's Japanese Style Peanuts, these will suffice (I don't really have a choice if 7-Eleven isn't going to reorder the Japanese ones, do I?). Using a lot of each of the three ingredients in the peanuts (peanuts, iodized salt and vegetable oil), Bota-Nice knows how to pack a flavorful punch inside of a cellophane bag. Using the who-knows-how-many chemical ingredients in the little packet of hot sauce included with the peanuts, Bota-Nice and La Botanera know how to pack a tangy, slightly spicy punch as well.

Eating Bota-Nice products may have just spoiled me. I used to feel that any peanut product I ate needed more salt. As you can see in the picture, these peanuts have the perfect amount of salt. Now, I feel as if any peanut product I eat needs more hot sauce. Something tells me I should stop wearing so many white T-shirts.

Rating: 4 / 5

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Jan 18th - Previously Reviewed Purchases

2007-01-18T00:00:00.000-06:00

[ Small Daybreak Coffee from Caribou (in travel mug, but they still charged me $1.55!) / Soprano Panini Sandwich from Massa ]

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Jan. 17th - Previously Reviewed Purchases

2007-01-17T00:00:00.000-06:00

[ Small Daybreak Coffee from Caribou ($1.55) / Smoked Turkey Pita Sandwich from 7-Eleven / Snyder's Sourdough Nibblers (small bag) ]

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2007 New Year's Resolution - Week #3

2007-01-16T18:25:00.000-06:00

Oh man! Ninety bucks in the PayPal account (instead of in the pockets of Altria or R.J. Reynolds)!

Only Four cigarettes left!

Make that three!

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